No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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