I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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