Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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