Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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