Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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