Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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