i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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