it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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