i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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