Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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