Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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