just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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