Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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