i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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