it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
