I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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