btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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