i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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