margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
