the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
