my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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