Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
So. Much. Porn.
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