I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
we're so committed to being not committed
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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