You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
