Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
