Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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