she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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