wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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