some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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