Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
