fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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