she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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