doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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