Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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