That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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