dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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