Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I think i got beer on your cat.
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