Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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