Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
