Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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