Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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