Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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