question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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