I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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