its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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