Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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