i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Boobs are out for the taking
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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