at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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