like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
What drink are we having for lunch?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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