I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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