so that wasnt chicken after all
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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