Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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