But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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